to wake up as a 40 yr old gurl, and have a huge.......[ rephrase] MONSTER sized zit on your cheek...... yeah, you read that right....... a f*&^&n ZIT the size of........ a .......... well i don't know the actual dimension, but i swear it takes up my whole face...... what is up with that?
my dermatologist says it's 'hormonal' and stress....... puuuuuuleeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz........ hormones and stress............. her solution???? the 'pill' and quit my job..... yeah, she said to get a different job if i'm feeling too stressed....... great advice........ as for the 'pill', hilarious........ what a racket, these doctors have goin........ so i'm on the 'pill' when i'm tied up tighter than houdini, trying to control these nasty ole bugger hormones, have cycles that make no sense to anyone with a brain, and i'm still wakin' up with a zit....... it just ain't right.......
but it doesn't end there......oh, no........ my allergies are out of control; swollen eyes, my septum has dry skin all over it so it looks like i constant boogies [honestly folks, it really is dry skin], and my head is pounding..........
oh, woe is me..... sob, sob, sob..........
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I, as the consummate Gentleman, am not laughing. Really, I'm not.
Nooo, I meens it heh, not even atwitter, ......*skmunch, grits teeth*.
Serrissly.....Santa Ana sucks.
how could anyone [let alone a flippin squirrel] laugh at the total misfortune of a gurl........ i mean really....... some *gentleman* you are...... you're probably a hairy ape...... and one day i hope that fuzzy bushy tail of yours catches on fire & you fry into a little pathetic pile of *supersekritsquirrel* dust....... so there................
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